I received this pic in my email today - and thought I should share it:
They are jokes that are very similar to the ones that float around about Chuck Norris here in America (actually many are copies), but nevertheless they are definitely funny.
And here is the link to Chuck Norris' jokes - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
The one I love best : There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Obviously it goes without saying Rajnikanth is the Indian equivalent of Chuck Norris (actually he is more like Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarchenegger, Jackie Chan, Steven Segal and Michael Jackson all rolled into one).